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15 Years Inside the Federal System. Zero Percent Fluff.
I'm Lauren Twitchell. I've spent my entire adult life - from age 18 to 33 - working inside federal compliance, security, and tax enforcement.
I didn't just learn the rules from a textbook. I applied them firsthand through years of service in national security and at the IRS.
15+
Experience
Credentials That Protect Your Business
Enrolled Agent
Licensed by the U.S. Treasury and authorized to represent taxpayers before the IRS on audits, notices, and examinations.
Former IRS Agent
Handled examinations of small businesses and self-employed taxpayers - reviewing books, substantiation, and compliance with federal tax law.
Special Enforcement Program
Selected to work cases involved elevated compliance risk, incomplete records, or indicators requiring deeper investigation.
15 Year Federal Compliance Veteran
A career built in federal compliance, oversight, and enforcement - understanding how government agencies evaluate risk and documentation.
I Don't Own a Suit. I Own the Playbook.
Most accountants want to impress you with mahogany desks and corporate jargon. I'm not one of them. You'll usually catch me in a t-shirt, focused on the technical work that actually helps keep your business compliant and defensible. I'm a straight-talker who believes expertise should be measured by results - not dry-cleaning bills. I'm a business owner too. I value time, transparency, and the freedom to grow without constantly looking over my shoulder.
OUR SERVICES
Solutions for Business Owners Caught in the Middle
Bookkeeping and Cleanup
Untangle the mess. I perform a forensic reconstruction of your books to get you compliant, defensible, and tax-ready.
Tax-Ready Business
The all-in-one. Bookkeeping, tax planning, and tax preparation bundled into one flat monthly fee. Audit-related support included when appropriate.
IRS Representation
Stop the panic. I know how the IRS builds cases because I used to run them. From CP2000's to field audits, I act as your advocate and primary point of contact.
Why Clients Choose Zero Fluff Books
I Believe Your Money Belongs to You
The tax code is complex, but the mission is simple: make sure the IRS only collects what the law requires.
I believe in clear records, defensible positions, and paying what's legally owed - no more, no less. My job is to help you understand the rules and apply them correctly, so you can move forward with confidence.
15+
Years of Experience
500+
Businesses Served
98%
Client Satisfaction
$10M+
Saved in Taxes
