✫ Federal Tax • Planning • Representation • No Payroll • No Sales Tax • No Standalone State Returns
15 Years Inside the Federal System. Zero Percent Fluff.
I'm Lauren Twitchell. I've spent my entire adult life - from age 18 to 33 - working inside federal compliance, security, and tax enforcement.
I didn't just learn the rules from a textbook. I applied them firsthand through years of service in national security and at the IRS.
15+
Experience
Credentials That Protect Your Business
Enrolled Agent
Licensed by the U.S. Treasury and authorized to represent taxpayers before the IRS on audits, notices, and examinations.
Former IRS Agent
Handled examinations of small businesses and self-employed taxpayers - reviewing books, substantiation, and compliance with federal tax law.
Special Enforcement Program
Selected to work cases involved elevated compliance risk, incomplete records, or indicators requiring deeper investigation.
15+ Years Federal Enforcement
A career built in federal compliance, oversight, and enforcement - understanding how government agencies evaluate risk and documentation.
I Don't Own a Suit. I Own the Playbook.
Most accounting firms lean on corporate polish and heavy jargon. That's not my approach. I focus on substance: clear records, defensible positions, and decisions grounded in federal law.
You work directly with an Enrolled Agent who understands how examinations are built and how the IRS evaluates risk. No layers. No billable-hour games. Just practical guidance, delivered clearly.
OUR SERVICES
Federal Solutions for Business Owners Caught in the Middle
Bookkeeping and Cleanup
Untangle the mess. I perform a forensic reconstruction of your books to get you compliant, defensible, and tax-ready.
Tax-Ready Business
The all-in-one. Bookkeeping, tax planning, and tax preparation bundled into one flat monthly fee. Audit-related support included when appropriate.
IRS Representation
Stop the panic. I know how the IRS builds cases because I used to run them. From CP2000's to field audits, I act as your advocate and primary point of contact.
Why Clients Choose Zero Fluff Books
You Deserve Clarity And Protection
My role isn't to fight the system. It's to help you understand it and operate within it confidently.
That means ensuring your records are accurate, your filings are supportable, and the government collects only what the law requires: no more, no less.
No aggressive gimmicks. No gray-area strategies. Just clear guidance grounded in federal rules and your actual numbers.
15+
Years of Experience
500+
Businesses Served
98%
Client Satisfaction
$10M+
Reviewed & Defended
