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15 Years of Federal Service. Zero Percent Fluff.

 

I'm Lauren Twitchell - an Enrolled Agent and former IRS Revenue Agent. I spent nearly five years on the inside so you can understand what's happening with your taxes and make informed decisions with confidence.
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Enrolled Agent

Licensed by the U.S. Treasury and authorized to represent taxpayers before the IRS on audits, notices, and examinations.

Former IRS Agent

Handled examinations of small businesses and self-employed taxpayers - reviewing books, substantiation, and compliance with federal tax law.

Special Enforcement Program

Selected to work cases involved elevated compliance risk, incomplete records, or indicators requiring deeper investigation.

15 Year Federal Compliance Veteran

A career built in federal compliance, oversight, and enforcement - understanding how government agencies evaluate risk and documentation.

I Don't Own a Suit. I Own the Playbook.

Most accountants want to impress you with mahogany desks and corporate jargon. I'm not one of them. You'll usually catch me in a t-shirt, focused on the technical work that actually helps keep your business compliant and defensible. I'm a straight-talker who believes expertise should be measured by results - not dry-cleaning bills. I'm a business owner too. I value time, transparency, and the freedom to grow without constantly looking over my shoulder.

Solutions for Business Owners Caught in the Middle

IRS Audit Defense

Stop the panic. I know how the IRS builds cases because I used to run them. From CP2000's to field audits, I act as your advocate and primary point of contact.

Tax-Ready Monthly

The all-in-one. Bookkeeping, tax planning, and tax preparation bundled into one flat monthly fee. Audit-related support included when appropriate.

Cleanup & Catch-Up

Untangle the mess. I perform a forensic reconstruction of your books to get you compliant, defensible, and tax-ready.

The Insider Advantage

2011 - 2021 - National Security & Threat Assessment (TSA). Built a disciplined vetting and risk-evaluation mindset.

2014 & 2016 - Earned a Bachelor's in Accounting and a Master's in Management while serving in federal roles.

2021 - 2025 - IRS Revenue Agent, SB/SE Division. Selected for Special Enforcement, handling higher-risk and more complex examinations.

2025 - Left federal service to care for family and launch Zero Fluff Books - now helping business owners get clarity, defensible records, and peace of mind.

I Believe Your Money Belongs to You

The tax code is complex, but the mission is simple: make sure the IRS only collects what the law requires.

I believe in clear records, defensible positions, and paying what's legally owed - no more, no less. My job is to help you understand the rules and apply them correctly, so you can move forward with confidence.

Ready to get the IRS out of your hair?

No jargon. No judgment. Just an insider who has your back.

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