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Every Service. One Standard. Built to Hold Up.

Zero Fluff Books is a boutique federal tax compliance firm led by Lauren Twitchell — an Enrolled Agent and former IRS Revenue Agent with 4.5 years of examination experience inside the IRS Small Business/Self-Employed division, including both general program and special enforcement. We offer federal tax preparation, bookkeeping and cleanup, advisory services, IRS representation, and select state tax representation where permitted and properly scoped. Every service we provide is built around one standard: your financials should be able to withstand tax scrutiny. We know what that standard looks like because we spent years applying it from the inside.

Advisory Services

Before you file it. Before you sign it. Before you commit to a position. Advisory answers the question your return can't: is this defensible? Structured analysis for business owners making decisions with real financial and audit consequences.

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IRS & Select State Representation 

Notices, exams, and tax agency questions should be handled with records - not panic.

Getting a notice or exam letter does not mean you did something wrong. It means a tax agency has a question - and you have a right to have a professional respond on your behalf.

As an Enrolled Agent, former IRS Revenue Agent, and former Special Enforcement examiner, I know how tax cases are built, how documentation is reviewed, and what actually protects you through the process.

Federal IRS representation is the core of this service. Select state tax representation may also be available where permitted and properly scoped.

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Small Business Advisory Retainer

Your Federal Compliance Department. Outsourced.

 

Most small business owners manage their bookkeeping one way and their taxes another — with no one watching the full picture in between. The Small Business Advisory Retainer fixes that. One engagement, one flat monthly fee, one former IRS Revenue Agent managing your books, your return, and your federal tax position year-round.

 

No fragmentation. No year-end surprises. No handing your file to someone who wasn't there all year.

Federal Tax Preparation

Your Federal Return. Prepared Like It Might Be Examined.

As a former IRS Revenue Agent and Enrolled Agent, I prepare every federal return with the same structural awareness I applied when examining them. Every filing is built to withstand scrutiny — not just to submit. Individuals, sole proprietors, S-Corps, partnerships, and C-Corps.

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Bookkeeping & Cleanup

Your Books. Fixed, Maintained, and Built to Last.

Most business owners know their books aren't where they should be. Whether you need a targeted correction, a full reconstruction, or a system built from scratch — the goal is the same: records that are accurate, defensible, and ready for whatever comes next.

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The Zero Fluff Standard

  • Flat Fees — Scope, cost, and deliverables agreed before work begins. No hourly surprises.

  • Direct Access — You work with me directly. Not a junior associate. Not a rotating team. Me.

  • Plain English — No jargon. No manufactured urgency. Just a clear explanation of where you stand.

"I believe the government should only collect what the law requires - no more, no less"

Don't See Exactly What You Need?

We handle more than what's listed here, and we can build a scope around your specific situation. Pricing is based on complexity, not a one-size-fits-all rate. Submit an inquiry through our secure portal and we'll follow up within 1 business day.

 

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