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How the IRS Actually Processes Your Tax Return: Behind-the-Scenes IRS Workflow
Most people imagine the IRS as a giant room full of agents hunched over tax returns, red pens in hand, scrutinizing every line. That image couldn’t be further from reality. In truth, the vast majority of tax returns are never “looked at” by a human at all—at least not at first. They move through a highly structured, rule-based system governed by the Internal Revenue Manual (IRM), which is publicly available and outlines exactly how returns are received, processed, reviewed,..
Lauren Twitchell
Dec 16, 20250 min read
What I Learned Working Inside the IRS: A Former IRS Agent’s Perspective for 2026
For four years, I worked inside the IRS. Not as a phone rep. Not as a temp. Not as someone reading from a script. I was a Revenue Agent. The person on the other side of the audit letter. The person reviewing bank statements, returns, receipts, and explanations. The person trained to follow the Internal Revenue Manual, apply federal tax law, and determine whether a return was correct—or not. And here’s the truth most people don’t expect to hear: The IRS is not nearly as myster
Lauren Twitchell
Dec 15, 20250 min read
IRS Insider: Seasonal Income Reporting Pitfalls
If you’re a food vendor, your income probably looks nothing like a traditional business. You might make $10,000 one month during festival season and $800 the next. You might take cash, card, Venmo, or even old-school checks—all within the same week. That’s normal for seasonal businesses. But to the IRS? Inconsistent or missing income records can look like underreporting. As a former IRS Agent, I’ve seen many vendors trip over the same mistakes—not because they were dishonest,
Lauren Twitchell
Dec 4, 20250 min read


IRS Insider: Why Year-End Receipts Make or Break You
Every January, small business owners scramble to “get their receipts together.” Some find them in glove boxes. Others in junk drawers, inboxes, or half-torn envelopes. And some just shrug and hope their bank statements will be enough. But from the IRS side? Missing or incomplete receipts can undo months of hard work—because records are the backbone of every deduction. Let’s talk about why those receipts matter more than you think, what the IRS really looks for, and how to mak
Lauren Twitchell
Nov 27, 20250 min read


IRS Insider: Why Missing Mileage Logs Matter More Than You Think
Most small business owners don’t mean to skip mileage logs. It’s just one of those tasks that feels easy to “remember later.” You tell yourself you’ll track it next week… and before you know it, the year’s almost over and your mileage is a total mystery. But here’s the truth: missing mileage logs are one of the most common—and costly—mistakes I saw when auditing small businesses inside the IRS. Let’s talk about why they matter, what the IRS actually expects (straight from the
Lauren Twitchell
Nov 20, 20250 min read


IRS Insider: Why Subcontractor Payments Must Be Documented
If you work in the trades, chances are you’ve paid a subcontractor in cash, Zelle, Venmo, or even handed over a check in the middle of a job site. It feels simple—one professional helping another. But when it comes to taxes, undocumented payments can create a world of problems. As a former IRS Agent, I’ve seen it from both sides: honest contractors who just didn’t know better, and messy records that made good people look like they were hiding income. Here’s why every subcontr
Lauren Twitchell
Nov 13, 20250 min read


IRS Insider: Why Inconsistent Income Raises Questions
As a former IRS Agent, I can tell you this:It’s not always how much money you make that draws attention—it’s the pattern of your income. For Etsy sellers, tradespeople, and solopreneurs alike, inconsistent income doesn’t automatically mean trouble. But when your books show unexplained spikes, missing months, or irregular reporting, it raises questions—especially during an audit. Let’s break down what “inconsistent income” really means from an IRS perspective, and how you can
Lauren Twitchell
Nov 6, 20250 min read


IRS Insider: The Truth About the “No Tax on Tips” Law — What Still Counts, What’s New, and How to Report It Right
When Congress passed the No Tax on Tips provision earlier this year, half the internet cheered and the other half panicked. Food vendors, service workers, and market sellers all started asking the same thing: “Wait—does this mean I don’t have to report my tips anymore?” Let’s clear that up right now. As someone who spent years inside the IRS, here’s the bottom line: Tips still have to be reported. What’s new is a deduction that reduces how much of those tips you pay federal i
Lauren Twitchell
Oct 30, 20250 min read


IRS Insider: What Auditors Really Look For (and What They Actually Care About)
The word audit scares people. Most imagine someone in a dark suit combing through every receipt they’ve ever touched. But after years inside the IRS, I can tell you: auditors aren’t hunting for perfection—they’re looking for proof. When your numbers make sense and your records back them up, the conversation ends quickly.When they don’t, that’s when the questions begin. Here’s what auditors actually look for—and what matters more than you think. 1. Consistency Across All Recor
Lauren Twitchell
Oct 23, 20250 min read


IRS Insider: Why Poor Recordkeeping Gets Solopreneurs Scrutinized
Most solopreneurs start with good intentions. You save receipts in a shoebox, jot income in a notebook, and figure you’ll “sort it all out at tax time.” Here’s the problem: poor recordkeeping is one of the fastest ways to land on the IRS radar. As someone who’s been on the inside, I can tell you—agents are trained to spot sloppy records. And once they do, they dig deeper. Why Records Matter The IRS doesn’t expect perfection. But they do expect consistency and documentation. C
Lauren Twitchell
Oct 16, 20250 min read


Why Missing Receipts Are an Audit Magnet for Contractors
Contractors are used to running fast. You buy materials at the supply house, grab fuel on the way to the site, maybe pick up tools at the hardware store. The last thing you’re thinking about is saving every receipt. Here’s the problem: missing receipts are one of the biggest red flags the IRS looks for. And when you’re in a cash-heavy, expense-heavy business like plumbing, electrical, landscaping, or carpentry, those missing slips of paper can cost you thousands—sometimes mor
Lauren Twitchell
Oct 9, 20250 min read


Hobby vs. Business: Why the IRS Cares About Your Etsy Shop
You sell on Etsy. Maybe it started as a creative outlet, maybe it’s turned into a full-time gig. Either way, the IRS has a question for you: is this a hobby or a business? The difference isn’t just semantics. It’s tax law. And if you get it wrong, it can cost you money—or worse, raise red flags in an audit. This post will break down: 1. How the IRS decides between hobby and business. 2. Why it matters for Etsy sellers. 3. What you can do to protect yourself. The IRS Hobby Los
Lauren Twitchell
Oct 2, 20250 min read


IRS Red Flags for Cash-Heavy Businesses (What Food Vendors Need to Know)
If you run a food cart, food truck, or market stand, chances are you handle a lot of cash. Customers love handing you a $20 for a $12 meal, and in the rush, you don’t always log every transaction on the spot. Here’s the thing: the IRS knows that. In fact, cash-heavy businesses like food vendors are automatically considered higher risk. That doesn’t mean you’re doing anything wrong—it means agents understand how easy it is for sales to slip through the cracks. And if your book
Lauren Twitchell
Sep 25, 20250 min read
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